officialfrenchtoast:

Jon Snow - The Windmill Specialist

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violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

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sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

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owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

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Anonymous asked: If you need a prom date i gotchu bro

MOM GET OFF MY BLOG!!!

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

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Anonymous asked: Y u got no ballz

you’re a dork.

Anonymous asked: You should ask a really pretty swimmer and be a swimcest

like who…

Anonymous asked: Who are you gunna ask to prom

Probably Cake. 

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